Trifecta of so much awesome

Joining my other two favorite pregnancy symptoms (that would be massive swelling of EVERYTHING - ankles, carpal tunnel, boobs, belly, etc and the sciatica that I'm having so much fun with lately), the "hemmer-row" has joined the party just in time to enjoy the last 10 days (or, hell, maybe 20 days, if this kid extends his stay like P did) of this pregnancy.

We call it the hemmer-row because even the OB was impressed with my growth after P was born. I won't go into great detail - it's no fun for any of us, really - but I will say that there will a laying-in and application of massive amounts of Preparation H going forward. TMI? So sorry.

Since we're meeting our deductible this year, in addition to me scheduling weekly chiropractic appointments and a date with a dermatologist to get my skin reviewed closely, and G going in for the snippy-snip at the end of the year, I guess I'll be looking up a proctologist to remove the 'row. And it won't cost me one fucking red cent. By the by - who on earth would ever want to be a proctologist? Who wakes up one morning and says "I think I want to go to medical school to study assholes, polyps and hemmeroids"? God bless 'em, whoever they are.

Have a nice weekend, all.